From MyDD, a hilarious bit about credit where credit is due. Here’s an excerpt.
Rahm won the House of Representatives for Democrats, but it didn’t stop there.
Rahm also won the four Republican-held House seats where the DCCC candidate lost the primary, but where the primary winner went on to take the seat anyway.
Rahm raised all the money for the DNC, and was actually every small donor who contributed to the DNC.
Rahm was every donor to Act Blue.
Carol Shea Porter is actually Rahm.
It goes on.
Rahm founded YouTube.
Brittany Spears is getting a divorce so she can marry Rahm.
Rahm masterminded the D-Day invasion.
Rahm is every new Democratic precinct captain in the country.
Rahm wrote every progressive blog post this cycle.
Rahm single-handed won these elections.
When the world ends, it will be because Rahm blinked.
Are you rolling on the floor yet?