The Limits of Control
Jarmusch is always brilliantly boring and mundane in some ways. The trailer for this movie is comparatively action-packed and star-studded. I wonder what the movie’ll really be like.
This movie has Thomas Jane in it. Why am I still watching this?
These trailers are always worth watching. Hey! It’s Michael Cera! I like him. But I’m really long, long over Jack Black. Dave Cross?!? Yeah, this looks horrible.
Is Anybody There?
Michael Caine’s finally going to capitalize on his age, huh? Well, good for him. Producer of “Little Miss Sunshine”? I’m done.
Please make me laugh. Mike Tyson! Alright! Jeez, the trailer’s not even funny. Ugh.
Co-incidentally, another movie with Mike T. This is billed as a look at Mike’s surprising vulnerability and such. Hmmmm … I dunno. I wanna see it. But, wow. Mike Tyson? Can he be rehabbed? Is this an attempt at that? Just the fact of the movie’s existence is provocative.
The Education of Charlie Banks
HOLY CRAP!!!! IT’S A FILM BY FRED DURST!!!! Okay, now, I admit, that just before that damning phrase came on the screen, I was thinking, “This might be okay, but it’s a really bad trailer.” Now … aw, I don’t think I can give Fred Durst my money. No way.
That’s it for me, I’m outta here!