I opened the Word file on my computer about 45 minutes ago. I still haven’t read it. I’ve been all over the internet and answered a lot of emails, but I keep forgetting to look at it.
Eventually, I think “What do I really need to do?” Oh yeah, I already started. Crap, I better get back to that.
Resistance is kicking my ass all over the place, and being so sly about it. Imagine the look on Resistance’s face when the internet came online! Imagine how much he loves Twitter and Facebook. Resistance doesn’t have a Facebook account, because she’s an integral part of EVERY Facebook account.
Oh, look, I’m doing it again. Clearly this is something I need to get done.