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I Judge You

03.28.2009

Not a lot, actually, but in a few very specific ways. I will list them here as I think of them.

– Your email address
Still rockin the hotmail?

– Your internet browser
IE? I know you’re not using IE.

– Your shoes.
You can wear the crappiest jeans and the dumbest t-shirt, but the right shoes will make it all good. Bad shoes, though, you look like an idiot.

– The behavior of your kids. And your reaction to it.
That’s a big one, really. If your kid is freaking out and you’re freaking out because of it. I’m done with you.

This should be a poem, eh?

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